Post by Ahriman Jones on Jun 21, 2005 12:28:10 GMT -5
Greetings to all of you well established members of the Tarot court. Today I have a treat for all of you. I was fortunate enough to convince the Three of Swords to give us a moment of his time for an interview, as well as questions from the audience. Thank you for joining us, Three
Tch, not a problem. I was bored anyway. Hiya folks.
First question, I suppose, is how long you've been with your current wielder.
I think I've been with Jones for about five, six years now.
Why have you remained with Jones all this time, even past the length of your original contract?
Because it's so funny watching this freak screw up! Let me tell you, when Jones fucks up, he fucks up Spec-tacularly! Lord, the kid can't even make dinner without opening some wormhole to an alternate dimension or freeing some beast beyond human comprehension! All he can do is walk from one disaster to another. It's like watching Larry, Curly and Moe meets Cthuhlu! Fun for the entire family, too.
That it's?
I may have... other motivations, but they're none of your goddamn business, ass-diver!
Erm, right. What do you do in your spare time?
Hang in Jones' pocket, mostly. He lets me watch T.V in exchange for a little silence. I like The A-team, The Dukes of Hazzard, South Park, and that show with the purple cat. You know, that weird fuckin' show they used to have. Eeek the Cat or somethin'. I also write poetry now and then.
You... write poetry?
Yes, I write eloquint poetry, you have a problem with that poon-sucker?
I'm sorry, it just seems rather rediculous what with your lack of hands...
Rediculous?! You think it's fucking REDICULOUS?! Listen to this haiku, and then tell me that! Ahem...
My interviewer
is so goddamn stupid
Stab priss face
[glow=red,2,300]GLurkrkkkkkk![/glow]
Seeing as the moron who started this is now drowing in a pool of his own blood, let's have some questions. C'mon, ask me something you stupid fucktards!
OOC: Feel free to Ask Three anything. I do not garentee he will not stab you in your priss face.
Tch, not a problem. I was bored anyway. Hiya folks.
First question, I suppose, is how long you've been with your current wielder.
I think I've been with Jones for about five, six years now.
Why have you remained with Jones all this time, even past the length of your original contract?
Because it's so funny watching this freak screw up! Let me tell you, when Jones fucks up, he fucks up Spec-tacularly! Lord, the kid can't even make dinner without opening some wormhole to an alternate dimension or freeing some beast beyond human comprehension! All he can do is walk from one disaster to another. It's like watching Larry, Curly and Moe meets Cthuhlu! Fun for the entire family, too.
That it's?
I may have... other motivations, but they're none of your goddamn business, ass-diver!
Erm, right. What do you do in your spare time?
Hang in Jones' pocket, mostly. He lets me watch T.V in exchange for a little silence. I like The A-team, The Dukes of Hazzard, South Park, and that show with the purple cat. You know, that weird fuckin' show they used to have. Eeek the Cat or somethin'. I also write poetry now and then.
You... write poetry?
Yes, I write eloquint poetry, you have a problem with that poon-sucker?
I'm sorry, it just seems rather rediculous what with your lack of hands...
Rediculous?! You think it's fucking REDICULOUS?! Listen to this haiku, and then tell me that! Ahem...
My interviewer
is so goddamn stupid
Stab priss face
[glow=red,2,300]GLurkrkkkkkk![/glow]
Seeing as the moron who started this is now drowing in a pool of his own blood, let's have some questions. C'mon, ask me something you stupid fucktards!
OOC: Feel free to Ask Three anything. I do not garentee he will not stab you in your priss face.